Saturday, February 17, 2007


There are several prominent schools of thought on how to best get your car out of one mini-blizzard's worth of snow and ice. I'm of the chisel a roughly one foot-diameter circle in the windshield ice on the driver's side, get on the nearest interstate and attempt to get as close to 90 mph as the curves allow, and watch the air resistance peel entire floes of ice from the roof and hood and slam them into the cars behind you school.

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