THE DEAN: [sneaking up behind me, looking over my shoulder and pointing at my computer screen] Can you hear the sheet music just reading it like that?
SCOTT: Eh, kind of. Not really. But hell, at least it's better than reading law, right?
[Dean laughs and walks off]
SCOTT: [to Jay] I met him during first year orientation and I made a stupid joke then as well. This adds a nice bookend to my time here.
TODD: There are holes in the patio!
SCOTT: This is what happens when you let the pro-choice group advertise next to the chapel! We're being drawn slowly into Hell!
Besides, all I'm doing now is watching YouTube videos and wondering how much I can splurge on brownies.
The EJF brownies? Professor Barnett bought one last night and wouldn't stop complaining about it throughout class.
I think he just doesn't like the taste of charity.
[Todd: it's not charity if you get a dollar's worth of brownie out of it]