FRIEND: We were up all night.
ME: I bet.
FRIEND: We only talked! He slept downstairs.
ME: I don't know what 'slept downstairs' means, but way to go.
Jay keeps making weird grunting noises.
I think Jay looks like Pooh bear. Sometimes I imagine him with his head stuck in a honey jar and it makes me laugh.
I sang in Peer Gynt
I remember. A brilliant English translation as I recall.
with Michael York!
Michael York! Who was in Austin Powers with Robert Wagner, who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon!
My problem is that I have no motivation.
I'll give you a cupcake if you pass it.
A large cupcake.
As large as you can get without it becoming an actual cake.
LISTENING: Ella Fitz sings Cole Porter