Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Gathering

REBECCA: Once I had to arbitrate a dispute between two kids who were fighting about Magic cards... After I settled it, they both tried to ask me out.

SCOTT: They wanted to tap you like a dual land!

MARK: Scott has just come out as a guy who never had sex in high school.

SCOTT: Yeah, but you should have seen my deck.

...

SCOTT: I said deck.

2 comments:

Mark said...

See, this is why I have to read your blog everyday. I don't know when I'll pop up.

It's reading the police blotter.

Joshua Holmes said...

Honest to God, I am delighted I have no idea what this post is about.

- Josh, Dungeon Master