Lost my debit card today but got it back. Sweet-talked my way onto a crosstown bus without paying. Ate all three meals a growing boy needs.
Now that I think about it, I haven't stopped moving once until this moment.
SCOTT: Speaking of legs, look at my calves.
SCOTT: Not bad, right? I mean, how did that happen?
JESS: I'm impressed.
JAY: Where does somebody park a Segway?
SCOTT: That's not a bad Zen koan.
JAY: It's not a koan. It's a perfectly valid question.
SCOTT: Makes you think.
JAY: No, it doesn't! I mean, do they park it in a special Segway parking spot?
SCOTT: That is so deep.
JAY: Why is that deep! It's just a question.
SCOTT: That's my response. Mu.
Ah, plus, David graduated! And found himself a job doing something he loves! And made the Dean's list! That's my brother.