Monday, June 18, 2007

Patter En Route

DAVID: You got to tell me. Is the Silver Surfer really a bad guy?

SCOTT: The Silver Surfer is the herald of Galactus. Galactus is the destroyer of worlds.

DAVID: Woah.

SCOTT:
You see, there are three forces in the universe. Galactus is the incarnation of the force of destruction. Somebody else is the force of, like, creation.

DAVID: What's the third one?

SCOTT: The third what?

DAVID: The third force.

SCOTT:
Um... uh... ...sour.

DAVID: Sour?

SCOTT: ...apple. Sour apple.

DAVID:
Sour apple?

SCOTT:
The force of sour apple. You've got your destruction, your creation, and your sour apple. Those are the three elements of the universe.

DAVID:
So there's like a god of sour apple? The god of Airheads and Jolly Ranchers?

SCOTT:
The sour apple-flavored Airheads and Jolly Ranchers.

DAVID:
Shut up.

SCOTT:
You shut up.

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