Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tarsus

Gym.

SCOTT: Class today?

A.J.: Nah, I don't need that essay prep. You know how they keep saying if you get 50% on the practice tests already you don't need the course? Well, I hear this and say, then why did I waste my damn money?

SCOTT: I hear you. I haven't actually, you know, taken a practice test, but I'm sure if I did I'd score over 50%.

A.J.: Totally.

SCOTT: I've always been a good guesser. My secret? I just roll the bones before every question.

A.J.: Right. An ankle bone touching a neckbone means...

SCOTT: Replevin.

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