At that stage of exhaustion where I'm thinking up things I can do that don't take any energy, and thinking, Nah, that would take too much energy.
So copy and pasting.
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Break. I'm not getting up this time.
Scott says: How are you going to get me my coffee then?
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: I'll think about that.
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: I'll let you know my decision in about 8 minutes and 28 seconds.
Scott says: Jay Tamboli cannot consistently not get me coffee.
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Watch me.
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Bring me some more Gatorade.
Scott says: What flavor?
Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Any.
Scott says: The only flavor we got is "Next time bring me my coffee when I ask for it, bitch."
Scott says: It's got a lightning bolt on it!
Scott says: We should make a [Wikipedia entry]: "Wikipedia cannot consistently host this entry."