[7/11/2007 6:53:59 PM] Scott says: So I'm going to give you $40. If I don't approach two attractive girls by midnight tomorrow night, you can keep it.
[7/11/2007 6:54:16 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: What qualifies as an "approach"?
[7/11/2007 6:54:25 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: And if you get laid by the first one, is the second one waived?
[7/11/2007 6:55:03 PM] Scott says: Good question. Let's say, an approach will consist of, at the very least, an exchange of names. Getting laid is not an excuse.
[7/11/2007 6:55:09 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: OK
Scene. Bar, Jay and Scott sitting at booth, drinking lager. 10 PM
SCOTT: That blond in the blue is cute.
JAY: Yep. But she's getting her meal in a bag. So she's leaving.
SCOTT: The universe is against me.
JAY: Wait--my God, she's actually eating her meal out of the bag.
SCOTT: Out of the bag?
JAY: Out of the bag!
SCOTT: I should go over.
JAY: You know, I'm not going to give you your money back unless you do. I'm too good a friend.
SCOTT: I know. That's why I picked you.
Scene. Jay sitting alone in booth. Scott sits down.
SCOTT: Give me my damn money.
JAY: I saw her laughing. That's good.
SCOTT: (long sigh, smile) Yep.
Blond girl passes table.
BLOND: Have a good night!
SCOTT: You too! ... Her name is Brenda.