JACOB: That girl really seemed to like you.
SCOTT: Well, when you've got a face like this, you don't have to work too hard.
JACOB: No, that can't be it. You're kind of weird looking. Maybe you've got a great personality.
SCOTT: That can't be it either. Many reliable sources have told me I don't have much in the way of personality.
JACOB: Hmm. Maybe she was drunk.
SCOTT: Yeah, she must have been drunk.