Thursday, July 26, 2007

Dear Nick

I'm leaving on a 6 AM flight tomorrow, God willing, to go be a groomsman for Nick.

I'm sweet.



DEAR NICK AND GROOMSMEN:

"Not being married, or ever having attempted to marry anyone, I have absolutely no sympathy or compassion for all the work it takes to get married. I'm leaving on a plane at 6 AM tomorrow--that's the plan at least, but who knows what I'll think when the alarm goes off at 4 AM. I may just decide that I don't really care about Nick that much--I mean, now I care about him, but 4 AM Scott doesn't give a fuck about anyone. 4 AM Scott would dropkick a kitten to get to the Snooze button.

"As to my title, you can all continue to call me Scott, so long as you attach "Esquire" to the end of that."

Scott

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