[9:53:44 AM] Scott says: I couldn't get to sleep Wednesday night, so around 4 AM it occurred to me I could get wasted and that would put me to sleep. So I broke into Bob's rum. This put me to sleep, but I didn't get up till 1.
[9:53:56 AM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: lol. OK
[9:54:16 AM] Scott says: In retrospect, not one of my better ideas.
[4:19:50 PM] Scott says: I've got to buy a bottle of Rum for Bob, since I drank his. But his bottle wasn't full, so I'm entitled to half. What say you?
[4:20:20 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Does he know you drank it? If you drank it without his permission, I think he's entitled to some interest or something.
[4:20:56 PM] Scott says: Why would he be entitled to interest? I didn't check it out of his rum account at the bank where it was earning a steady 5%.
[4:21:11 PM] Scott says: If anything, he's getting fresher rum out of the deal.
[4:21:23 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Does rum go bad?
[4:21:39 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: But you deprived him of the possibility of drinking rum that night. Surely that's worth something.
[4:22:10 PM] Scott says: He's in Florida. Or San Francisco. Somewhere.
[4:22:39 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: What he doesn't know can't hurt him. You owe him a half-bottle.
[4:24:39 PM] Scott says: Though I suppose he could have called Wed night and said to give his rum to somebody--and I did rob him of that choice. But I think I've got an implied licence to drink a roommate's stuff so long as I replace it.
[4:45:38 PM] Scott says: Make sure you read that article on the usefulness of men.
[4:45:46 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: That thing was fucking long.
[4:48:31 PM] Scott says: That's what she--nah, too easy.
[4:58:34 PM] Scott says: I'm out. Want to come to my place, watch something or other?
[4:59:03 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: Sure. Should I bring something to watch, or do you have enough Weeds, Wire, and whatever else?
[4:59:26 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: And should I bring some scotch? If you tell me what kind of rum, I might be able to get it at Schneider's for you.
[5:00:32 PM] Scott says: Bacardi Superior, I believe was the name. Actually by the end of the evening, it was more like Bacardi Bacardi Superior Superior.
[5:00:43 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: heh. OK.
[5:00:44 PM] Scott says: Check for the first one, and the latter if you can't find that.
[5:00:49 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: OK OK.
[11:28:21 PM] Scott says: I hid the rum from myself and now I can't find it.
[11:28:26 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: lol
[11:28:49 PM] Jay Goodman Tamboli says: That is my new away message.