Such as do I sign up for a gym membership, or do I buy some new pants?
I've opted for the former.
On the upside though, I did have my best jog ever today. Three miles and not once did my life flash before my eyes. An 8 year old girl pointed at me and shrieked to her mother, "EWWWWWWW! He's not wearing a shirt!"
While not precisely complimentary, I've heard worse.