me: Whatchu doing in Boston?
Hanah: Libertarian cconference
me: Ah, the Cabal. How's the movement coming?
Hanah: Great. Lots of smart grad atudents, esp. the women
me: Things sure have changed. In my day, it was all a bunch of undersexed men working for their GEDs.
Hanah: 5 women out of 15 attendees, but they were way more interesting than the men. 3 unmarried
me: Most women are more interesting than men. Most of that is due to the breasts.
me: How do they work? What are they for? These questions keep me up nights.
Hanah: Feeding babies
me: Jay has a beard. He's trying to look Turkish for his upcoming trip/
Hanah: Beards are bizarre. How do they work? What are they for?
me: Also feeding babies.
me: Mine secretes mashed peas.
Hanah: Runaway rocking chair!
me: That shouldn't be possible!
Hanah: It was dragging a woman behind it
me: My God! Has the already fragile alliance b/w man and rocking chair come to an end??
Hanah: She seems to have gotten the better of it now.
me: There's a lawyer position in LA. If I worked there, it would be just like that TV show!
me: Seinfeld. But with lawyers.
Hanah: Seinfeld is in ny
me: Right, like an LA Seinfeld with lawyers.