Scott: I know what I can do. I'll dress Jay up like you and bring him.
Phocas: we look very similar
esp. the beard
Scott: The back hair's going to be the real giveaway. But I can tell Jay to just glue some on.
Phocas: yeah - I have some in my drain if he needs
Scott: All right! And we can make some rope with the leftover.
Phocas: it's pretty much already in rope form
Scott: I know you're trying to gross me out, but I'm just getting turned on.
Phocas: meh, either way works for me