Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Privacy

DAVID: So I just found out that any email I send at work is stored by the company.

SCOTT: I wouldn't worry about it. They probably only read it if it's got certain words in it. Like "embezzle."

DAVID: Right.

SCOTT: I'm going to use that word in every email I send to you from now on. "Have a Happy Embezzling Day!"

DAVID: Maybe there's an alternate meaning to it.

SCOTT: Maybe you could use it as slang. "I embezzled, fuh shizzle."

DAVID: Word.

SCOTT: "I took her back to my place and did some embezzling."

DAVID:
Nice.

SCOTT: "I raided the pension fund, if you get my drift."

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