ME: Do you mind if I hang up this flier?
CLERK: What's it for?
ME: A writing group I'm going to start.
CLERK: I have lots of friends who like to write about sex.
CLERK: Yeah, if they joined, you probably wouldn't get much done. But I bet you'd get laid.
ME: Well that's the only reason I'm starting this group anyway.
CLERK: Sure, same as any writing group.
ME: Here's my email.