Scott: It just hit me--perfect pet: the bat.
But I looked it up, and apparently they're really miserable in captivity--but I bet dogs and cats were like that too at the beginning.
Jay: How much space do they need?
Scott: I dunno. Maybe you can just put a little house in your backyard and get them to return.
Jay: So if you domesticated it it might be OK.
Scott: I don't know. I'll have to talk to a bat expert.
But it'd be fucking awesome to walk around town with a bat on your shoulder.
Or hanging from under your arm or something.
Scott: Holy shit. Or a little leash?
Scott: Bumblebee Bats! How much space could they really need?
Jay: They're small, but cool.
And they eat bugs. Also good.
Scott: And endangered--we'd be doing the world a favor by raising more of them.
Scott: Plus, it's about time we groomed a species to take over after us, you know, after we all destroy each other.