9:00 EST/ 8:00 Central
JAY: The VP debate's getting started.
SCOTT: I'll watch, but I'm going to have to drink.
JAY: That's all right. I've got a full bottle of Scotch.
9:15 EST/ 8:15 Central
SCOTT: We're out of Scotch.
JAY: I want to say something, but I don't want it to be gay.
SCOTT: Go for it.
JAY: You look really good lately. Muscular, and you've lost weight.
SCOTT: Nothing gay about that... So... you want to make out?