Hanah: Someone on my message board who had a baby the day before Charlie was born, just found out she's accidentally pregnant again.
Hanah: That's not yay. That's oh my god, two kids less than a year apart.
me: I'd be excited, were it mine.
I'd say, Oops, I did it again. And I'd make that joke many times.
Hanah: you're not the one who has to be pregnant while carrying around a baby who can't walk
me: This is true. It's too bad women can't see things from our point of view.
Hanah: One of the documents on my desk is stamped SUFFICIENT.
Where can I get such a stamp?
me: Are you dropping hints for a Hannukah gift?