Monday, December 07, 2009

E&Y Classical Division

CARLOS: Not like Scott Scheule, tireless worker.

SCOTT:
I do what I can.

CARLOS:
Let me tell you, if this job required learning the Latin language, Scott Scheule really would be a workhorse.

SCOTT:
I'd be on the partner track. I'm just waiting for the Ernst and Young Classical Languages Department to open up. In fact, I've been floating the idea to several higher-ups -- not much interest thus far.

CARLOS:
We should all speak in Latin, to keep the company secrets confidential.

SCOTT:
A great idea.

LOREN:
And Pig Latin doesn't count.

SCOTT:
Yeah, we tried that once. Price Waterhouse cracked the code in minutes.

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