Friday, January 15, 2010

Last Day Skiing

SCOTT: You should switch to Marlboros, Rich. Everyone knows Camels are for blue-collar workers.

RICHARD: I am a blue-collar worker.

SCOTT: Right, but... You got to smoke for the job you want.

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MOM: It's so nice! All the trails are so well-groomed.

SCOTT: You could learn something from these trails, David.

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JOKES FOR WIPEOUTS

SCOTT: Hey, David! You want some summer, spring and winter with your fall?

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SCOTT: Hey, David! You want some colorful foliage with your fall?

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SCOTT: Hey, David! You want some 'of the Roman Empire' with your fall?

DAVID: That was your best one yet!

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