SCOTT: Viste Perdido?
DIANA: Ha. No.
SCOTT: I've been watching this show on ABC lately, Modern Family, and one of the stars is this amazing Colombian woman. So I now know of two Colombians, her and you, and, judging by that, I'm led to believe Colombian women are extraordinarily attractive.
DIANA: It's true. We are known for our women. Women and coffee.
DIANA: And... you know... the drugs. Those three things.
SCOTT: Naturally. All three show up on the flag.