Thursday, April 29, 2010

Logic

COWORKER: (whispering) Psst! Come here!

ME:
What?

COWORKER: You've been going to the gym lately?

ME: Damn right.

COWORKER: ... do you take your shirt off?

ME:
Hell yeah, I do. We got mirrors for a reason.

COWORKER: Well, you know, I don't mind, but uh, some of the women around here...

ME:
Oh, give me a break. What if we were at a pool?

3 comments:

Jay Goodman Tamboli said...

You can say "What if we were in the bathroom?" all you want, but that doesn't give you the right to crap on the copy machine.

Scott said...

Great, now there's another thing I can't do.

Lily said...

This is why high school girls are not allowed to wear tank tops in class. Must remove the temptation...