COWORKER: (whispering) Psst! Come here!
COWORKER: You've been going to the gym lately?
ME: Damn right.
COWORKER: ... do you take your shirt off?
ME: Hell yeah, I do. We got mirrors for a reason.
COWORKER: Well, you know, I don't mind, but uh, some of the women around here...
ME: Oh, give me a break. What if we were at a pool?