GIRL ON METRO: You have a very pleasant attitude.
ME: I'm quite surprised you can tell, without even talking to me.
GIRL: I pay attention to these things. You have a nice attitude. It's refreshing.
ME: Thank you. So what do you do?
GIRL: I work in preserving ocean habitats.
ME: I'm a lawyer.
GIRL: A DC lawyer, with a pleasant attitude. That's a first.
ME: Well, I'm not a very good lawyer, if that explains anything.
JAY: After this episode, I made Emily watch "Being There."
SCOTT: You made me watch it, too.
EMILY: You never made me watch it.
SCOTT: My God, Jay, did you just get Emily and me mixed up? When you proposed to Emily, you sure you didn't think you were proposing to me, right?