Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Pickpocketing

SCOTT: I lost my wallet. I found it in the theater; all the money was gone.

JAY:
You think someone picked it?

SCOTT: Yeah. Come to think of it, someone behind kept shoving my chair.

JAY: Sorry, need metro fare?

SCOTT: Nah, I'm good. I think you know what has to happen now... I have to get a gun.

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