Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Size

OPTOMETRIST: Has anyone in your family ever had glaucoma?

SCOTT:
No.

OPTOMETRIST: Can you read the bottom line?

SCOTT: Yes. But let's go back to that glaucoma thing. Why did you ask that?

OPTOMETRIST:
Because your optic nerves are huge.

SCOTT:
Damn right.

OPTOMETRIST:
That can be bad.

SCOTT:
Oh.

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DIANA: Have you been going to the gym? You're bigger than I remember.

SCOTT: You're smaller than I remember. Much.

DIANA: I had a baby.

SCOTT: That was my point.

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SCOTT:
I can't get over how small he is. Look at him!

DIANA (holding Nicolas):
He used to be smaller.

SCOTT: Thank you, yes, I have a basic understanding of the process. Let me get a picture.

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