SCOTT: You know, I know we've been talking to each other for months now, but I never actually got your name.
GUY: Yeah, I'm glad you finally brought that up. I'm Alfred.
SCOTT: Good to meet you, Alfred. Scott. Any nickname?
ALF: I've gone by pretty much every iteration of the name at one point or another. During the 80s, when the sitcom was huge, people called me Alf.
SCOTT: There's also a fantastic movie starring Michael Caine called Alfie.
ALFIE: Ah, there was a remake of that.
SCOTT: Which sucked. But the original is top-notch--and the best part is it came with a song over the credits. What's it all about... Alfie? So with that name, you've got a theme song and everything.
ALFRED: Actually, I was named after an English King who killed a lot of vikings.
SCOTT: Sure, Alfred the Great. He was the first King of England--and the only English King to have an epithet. So good King to be named after.
ALFREDO: You pretty much know everything, don't you?
SCOTT: Good to meet you, Alfie. If I run into any vikings, I'll give you a call.