CARLOS: Puer probus est. The boy is good.
SCOTT: Right, just like our coworker.
SCOTT: We have a coworker named Carlos Probus. Carlos the Good.
JAY: So you work with a Carlos Probus and Carlos Mallo?
JAY: Carlos the Good, and Carlos the Bad? You have a good Carlos and a bad Carlos?
SCOTT: And the only way to tell them apart is the bad Carlos's goatee.
JAY: How has this never come up before?
SCOTT: I honestly never noticed.