Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Snack to the Face

CARLOS: Did anyone else get one of these brownies?

SCOTT: Don't eat that, Carlos. I didn't sleep for three days after eating that.

LOREN: Shut up, nobody told you to eat the whole thing. Well, actually we did.

SCOTT: I'm pretty sure that's verbatim what you said. In fact, I remember saying, "I ate half, do I have to finish it?" and you all said, "Yes, we want to see what happens."

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BOSS:
Gum?

SCOTT: Не давайте ей жвачка; она её глотает.

BOSS:
Жвачку.

SCOTT: So close.

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