Monday, January 03, 2011

Send Me a Postcard from Pyongyang, Tovarishch

SCOTT: So what do you do?

CUTE POLISH GIRL: I work for Homeland Security.

SCOTT:
Ah. So what happens in a typical day?

GIRL:
Basically, I interview people about their requests for entrance into the country, and go down the checklist, asking if they've ever been members of Al-Qaeda, Nazis, Communists, etc.

SCOTT:
Whoa! We still don't let people in for being Communists?

GIRL:
Yep.

SCOTT:
That's awesome!

GIRL:
Glad you approve.

SCOTT:
Say... if I give you a list of law professors from Georgetown that are Communists... could you get them kicked out of the country?

GIRL:
Sure!

SCOTT:
I'm so glad we met.

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