SCOTT: So what do you do?
CUTE POLISH GIRL: I work for Homeland Security.
SCOTT: Ah. So what happens in a typical day?
GIRL: Basically, I interview people about their requests for entrance into the country, and go down the checklist, asking if they've ever been members of Al-Qaeda, Nazis, Communists, etc.
SCOTT: Whoa! We still don't let people in for being Communists?
SCOTT: That's awesome!
GIRL: Glad you approve.
SCOTT: Say... if I give you a list of law professors from Georgetown that are Communists... could you get them kicked out of the country?
SCOTT: I'm so glad we met.