Birthday

MOM: It was one of the best days of my life.

SCOTT: Yeah, Mom, mine too.

MOM: Early this morning, 1982, I was in quite a bit of pain because of you.

SCOTT: I know, Mom. Have I apologized for that?

MOM: No.

SCOTT: Sorry.

MOM: It's OK. You cause me less pain now.

SCOTT: The sweetest thing anyone's said to me all day.