Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Cucina

LOREN: What languages do they make you learn in Uruguay?

CARLOS:
If you want to be a lawyer, Italian.

LOREN:
Italian? Not Latin?

CARLOS: Italian.

SCOTT: That doesn't make any sense. I could see if you were going to be a chef, then Italian might be useful.

LOREN: French.

SCOTT:
Or French. And you'd be required to completely forget English.

________________________________

LOREN:
Did you enjoy your draconian lunch, Carlos?

SCOTT: Right now he's thinking, "I didn't eat a dragon."

No comments: