PORTUGUESE COWORKER: Of course, my favorite movie is Pan's Labyrinth.
SCOTT: Meh. Good movie, sure, but that's all.
PORTUGUESE COWORKER: It resonates with me.
SCOTT: Why? It's about Spain.
PORTUGUESE COWORKER: Well, we had a similar situation. We had a dictator.
SCOTT: Different dictator! Different country! Franco was not Salazar! Spain had no Carnation Revolution!
PORTUGUESE COWORKER: How do you know these things?!
SCOTT: How is Pan's Labyrinth your favorite movie!?
SCOTT: Jesus Christ!
MOM: Stop saying that!
SCOTT: Stop doing things that justify saying it!