COWORKER: One of my friends recently gave his Eagle Scout badge back.
COWORKER: Because he thought the organization was homophobic and he wanted to protest.
SCOTT: But it's always been homophobic.
COWORKER: Yeah, but there was something that happened lately... a mandate or something.
SCOTT: A mandate against "man-dates?" HAHAHA!
SCOTT: HAHAHA! That's going on the blog! My day is complete.