DAVID: I get more annoyed each other time I watch Prometheus
SCOTT: Sometimes at night I lie awake just hating it.*
DAVID: Yeah there's more to hate each time, all of which make me hate lindelof
SCOTT: he is a terrible human being--i mean, say what you want about World War One, but at least it made sense
DAVID: Agreed, and ww1 had a badass sequel. The only thing that could follow this trash would end up being as disappointing as the final season of lost
SCOTT: Dude! Maybe the planet was just space jockey purgatory--and the first space jockey went there after the beginning when he died
SCOTT: And since the one thing he never got to do in life was get deep throated by a giant leech, once that happened he got to go to heaven
DAVID: I would be more satisfied with that. Perhaps everything lindelof writes is about purgatory but he always has a change of heart half way through the filming
SCOTT: Like a really douchey Dante.
DAVID: The seven circles of shitty writing
SCOTT: circle one, name people after famous philosophers to simulate depth
SCOTT: circle two: vague references to Christianity
SCOTT: Circle three: physically shit on your script
DAVID: Circle four: metaphorically shit on ur script
DAVID: Circle five: replace rationality with irrationality in all possible circumstances,
SCOTT: Circle six: again, physically shit on your script
DAVID: 7: repeat 3, 4, and 6
SCOTT: Ha, epic!
*An allusion to Otto von Bismarck (1815-1898). Very tricky to do in casual texting.