ROOMMATE: So, you watch any terrible Nick Cage movies lately?
SCOTT: No. But I did the find out the reason he makes so many bad movies. It's because he spends money nonstop. Has 17 houses or something, and a castle in Germany.
ROOMMATE: He's kind of like MC Hammer. Only, you know, he's still employed.
SCOTT: I know. I'm not sure what the latest MC Hammer single is.
ROOMMATE: The last time he made a single, it came with cheese.
SCOTT: It was titled: "You CAN touch this... for a price."