Friday, October 12, 2007

Schubert's Ninth

Hanah: alas
at least you get to go to a concert with Sasha


Scott:
I'm psyched. I'm familiarizing myself with the program as we speak.


Hanah:
sounds sketchy


Scott: What's sketchy about rolling around naked in sheet music?


Hanah:
nothing. Nothing at all.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Learning Racquetball

Scene 1: Scott is reading a sign outside of a racquetball court.

SCOTT: (reading) "You are required to wear goggles in the court"? Yeah, whatever, I'll get right on that.

Scene 2: In court, two minutes later.

SCOTT:
Ah! My eye!