Saturday, March 31, 2012

It's Funny Because That's Where We Work

SCOTT: And of course, it's on me.

FRANCISCO: Oh, thank you.

SCOTT: No, you paid yesterday. It's only fair.

FRANCISCO: This is more expensive than yesterday. I'll give you some money later.

SCOTT: Francisco, forget about it. It's Chinatown.

FRANCISCO: Hahaha.

SCOTT: Hahaha.

FRANCISCO: Hahaha. ... What does that mean?

SCOTT: I take it you've never seen the movie.

FRANCISCO: What movie?

He'll Be Legendary

LAURA: So they did an ultrasound. My baby's head is in the ninety-ninth percentile and his legs are in the fourteenth. Giant head... tiny little legs. He's going to fall over constantly.

CARLOS: He's going to be a soccer player.

SCOTT: No! You should get him started in a sport that requires falling headfirst. Like, um... diving!