Acronyms

BOSS: I noticed you added a new acronym.

SCOTT: Yep.

BOSS: Don't do that. There are enough acronyms.


SCOTT: Ok.


BOSS: There's no reason to have so many acronyms! I mean, what's the point? What does this accomplish beyond making the Code that much more impenetrable? It's ridiculous. I really don't like acronyms.


SCOTT: I'm getting that.


BOSS: Really, I hate them.


SCOTT: We should start an initiative then. We'll call it CAN--Cease Acronyms Now!


BOSS: We "CAN" do it!


SCOTT: Yeah!

Haircut

HAIRDRESSER: How do you want your sideburns?

SCOTT: Short.

HAIRDRESSER: Ok.

SCOTT: And the same length.

HAIRDRESSER: Are you sure?

SCOTT: Yeah, I don't care what the kids are doing nowadays.