 King James Version of 1611 | | Future English Bible | ||||
| 10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples. | 10 Latron, Jesus was sittin ta eat n’t’house, wen lookit! holelotta blingblingers n other huài guys came n hobnobbed with’m n his posse. | |||||
| 11 And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? | 11 Wen t’faruppities saw all round this, they asked his posse: Aya! Wy your main man eat with blingblingers n huài guys? | |||||
| 12 But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick. | 12 Wen Jesus heard all that, he told’m: t’users that got no virisses on t’seepeeyou donno need ta call t’cusstomber service lines, but those pobrecitos with fragged hard drives need it sumtimes. | |||||
| 13 But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. | 13 You faruppities drive off now and figgerout wat that is bout. I want merced and not malitos. Cause I didn’ come here ta organize t’goodytwoshoeses. I come here ta tell t’blingblingers ta makenice. |
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