SCOTT: I had a great line in Russian class. In the book, there was a blurb about how all Russians like to play chess, so I asked the professor if she played. She said, yes, and checkers, too, though in Russia checkers has different rules. And I said, 'Like what? Red team always wins?'
JAY: That's pretty good.
SCOTT: Right, but the first time I said it, no one responded. So I had to say it again louder, and then it killed.