Saturday, February 02, 2008

Ballet: Spare the Rod, Whip the Child

SCOTT: There's a strange tension in my beliefs, Jacob. I approve of people bringing their four year old children to ballet, opera, et al, exposing them to high culture at an early age. But at the same time, when that child talks during the whole first two acts, I think he should be thrown over the balcony.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

"Workchat" or "Wait, That's Not Even Accurate!"

Scott D. Scheule: It was good. I liked the patter song. I couldn't figure out how to turn up the volume.

Coworker: just circle the round thing with finger

Coworker:
OH GOD! That sounded so bad...sorry...

Scott D. Scheule: So give the iPod a rimjob, is that it?