Regrets

LEAH: And how are things on the job front?

SCOTT: Not bad. A friend is helping out by sending my resume to a few people he knows. It makes me wish I had been nicer to more people in my life. Like, I remember this one time, this lion came up to me and said, "Hey, do you think you can get this thorn out of my paw?" And I was like, "Fuck off!" And now that lion works at Pricewaterhouse.