When it was sufficiently raised for me to peer inside, I saw to my dismay that the queen was not there - the sarcophagus was empty! Turning to Reisner, I said in a voice louder than I had intended, 'George, she's a dud!'
Whereupon the Minister of Public Works asked, 'What is a dud?'
Reisner rose from his box and said, 'Gentlemen, I regret Queen Hetepheres is not receiving.'
Thursday, December 31, 2009
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Sunday, September 27, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Deportolitics
SERBIAN COWORKER: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble concentrating. Serbia's playing France in an hour.
SCOTT: Very exciting.
SERBIAN COWORKER: And do you know what happens if we win?
SCOTT: They give you Kosovo back?
SCOTT: Very exciting.
SERBIAN COWORKER: And do you know what happens if we win?
SCOTT: They give you Kosovo back?
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What the leaflet neglected to mention was that Benjamin Franklin was also a Mason, and given to cosmic forms of practical jokesterism, of which the United States of America may well have been one.
Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Pater Ṇsere
Pater Ṇsere, jos kemeloisi essi,
Nōmṇ Twom sqenetoru.
Regnom Twom cemietōd.
Woliā Twā dhidhētoru,
ita kemelei jota pḷteuijāi.
Qāqodjūtenom bharsiom ṇserom edjēw dasdhi-nos
joqe dhaleglāms ṇserāms parke,
swāi skeletbhos pārkomos.
Enim mē noms peritloi enke prōd,
mō upelēd nosēie-nos.
Estōd.
Nōmṇ Twom sqenetoru.
Regnom Twom cemietōd.
Woliā Twā dhidhētoru,
ita kemelei jota pḷteuijāi.
Qāqodjūtenom bharsiom ṇserom edjēw dasdhi-nos
joqe dhaleglāms ṇserāms parke,
swāi skeletbhos pārkomos.
Enim mē noms peritloi enke prōd,
mō upelēd nosēie-nos.
Estōd.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Dear DC Metro
Let us henceforth call the escalators "staircases" and end the farce.
Yours,
Scott Scheule
Yours,
Scott Scheule
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Draughts
SCOTT: I had a great line in Russian class. In the book, there was a blurb about how all Russians like to play chess, so I asked the professor if she played. She said, yes, and checkers, too, though in Russia checkers has different rules. And I said, 'Like what? Red team always wins?'
JAY: That's pretty good.
SCOTT: Right, but the first time I said it, no one responded. So I had to say it again louder, and then it killed.
JAY: That's pretty good.
SCOTT: Right, but the first time I said it, no one responded. So I had to say it again louder, and then it killed.
Monday, May 04, 2009
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Ojo a la cita: "Que nadie me malinterprete, pero yo nunca fui uno de esos niños 'tories' con acné que tuvieron sueños semieróticos con Margaret Thatcher. Ella nunca me visitó por las noches enfundada en su vestido de azul imperial y con ese peinado magnífico de color de piña. Nunca me la imaginé inclinándose sobre mí, abriendo sus labios rojos y susurrándome al oído cosas sobre el monetarismo y el final del poder de los sindicatos".
Eduardo Suárez, "Fantasías sexuales con la 'Dama de Hierro'"
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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40.
Fe, alegría, optimismo. --Pero no la sandez de cerrar los ojos a la realidad.
46.
¿No crees que la igualdad, tal como la entienden, es sinónimo de injusticia?
54.
¿Contemporizar? --Es palabra que sólo se encuentra --¡hay que contemporizar!-- en el léxico de los que no tienen gana de lucha --comodones, cucos o cobardes--, porque de antemano se saben vencidos.
Josemaría Escrivá de Balaguer, Camino
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