Saturday, January 17, 2009

I-95 Chatter

RICHARD: They have a carpool lane. They have a lane setting off the carpool lane. That's two lanes -- wouldn't it be easier to just use those two lanes for all cars?

SCOTT: That's dangerous thinking there, Rich. There was a time an accident blocked off the main road and the carpool lane was wide empty, but I couldn't go on.

RICHARD: You should have inflated a doll or something.

SCOTT: Aw man! You're right. And I had an inflatable doll in the car at the time! I didn't even make the connection. Actually, I had five of them. I... like to make them fight over me.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ski Chatter

MOM: Should we just throw that extra brownie out?

SCOTT: No, for this brownie must be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom, the forge--

MOM: Shut up.

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RICHARD: Going to be freezing tomorrow.

DAD: Yes, tomorrow will be the end of everything.

SCOTT: And I think... yes, I'm pretty sure tomorrow's Carousel.

RICHARD: What?

MOM: Carousel?

SCOTT: Has nobody seen Logan's Run?