Friday, December 18, 2009

SNOW!!!

BOB: It's snowing.

SCOTT:
Yeah, I saw. You better get shoveling, because if I slip out there, somebody's getting sued.

BOB: You see what I got by the door? Two shovels. You know why I got two?

SCOTT: You're going to put one in each arm, huh? Smart thinking. You'll go twice as fast.

Monday, December 14, 2009

LL

DAN: Carlos, where exactly do you get the boxes for mailing interoffice binders?

CARLOS: They're down in the basement.

DAN: Double L floor?

CARLOS:
Double L.

SCOTT:
Now, make sure, when you take the box off the altar, you replace it with something that weighs the same amount, or you'll set off the booby-traps.

DAN:
Shut up.

CARLOS:
What are you talking about?

SCOTT:
Nothing. Qui dies est, Carole?

CARLOS:
Um.

SCOTT:
Study your damn Latin.