Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Business Cazh

LOREN: Did you go to McDonald's too?

SCOTT: Hell no. In fact... Diana! Tell Loren how healthy my lunch was.

DIANA:
It was a very healthy lunch. I would not have put grapefruit and beans together myself, but it was healthy.

SCOTT:
I pureed them together into a smoothie.

LOREN: Really?

SCOTT: No, that would be gross.

LOREN: So, does the acid from the grapefruit neutralize the gas from the beans, or something?

SCOTT: We'll find out!

LOREN: Ha!

SCOTT:
I've never made a fart joke at work before! I finally feel like I'm at home.

LOREN:
Uh oh.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Frogs

SCOTT: Reading anything good?

MOM: Yeah, actually, I just checked out a book from the church library: How to Pray for Your Adult Children.

SCOTT: Ah. Well, good. Thank you, I guess.

MOM:
It's not like I don't pray for you already.

SCOTT:
You just haven't been doing it right.

MOM:
Could be.

SCOTT: So maybe I'll stop getting rained on by frogs now.