Thursday, February 04, 2010

Interviewing the Boss

SCOTT: So basically, we're just looking for some information for the website to broadcast the utility of the various groups. Can you think of any big wins recently we can mention?

BOSS: Hmm. Nothing's coming to mind.

SCOTT: ... moderate wins then?

BOSS:
Hmmm. No, can't think of any.

SCOTT: ...

BOSS:
...

SCOTT: How about any slight failures?

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Perdido

SCOTT: Viste Perdido?

DIANA:
¿Còmo?

SCOTT: Lost.

DIANA:
Ha. No.

SCOTT: I've been watching this show on ABC lately, Modern Family, and one of the stars is this amazing Colombian woman. So I now know of two Colombians, her and you, and, judging by that, I'm led to believe Colombian women are extraordinarily attractive.

DIANA:
It's true. We are known for our women. Women and coffee.

SCOTT: Right.

DIANA:
And... you know... the drugs. Those three things.

SCOTT:
Naturally. All three show up on the flag.