Thursday, April 15, 2010

DAN: (observing underside of bag of granola bars) It looks like we've got rats.

LOREN: Throw it out.

SCOTT: Wait a damn minute. You should take that as a seal of approval. Would you rather eat granola bars that the rats didn't think were good enough to nibble on?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Monthly Company Lunch

JELENA: My God, Scott. Are you picking out all the strawberries and raspberries from the salad?

Scott scurries off.